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Bludgeoning Damage 1d6

21 Oct

I would love to enthrall and regale you with a wondrous tale about how I was battling orcs and driving them from my land and family. The truth is that I forgot to take the hammer off the top of my ladder before moving it. THUNK!!!

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The next character I create for a story will, no doubt, wield a mace or a hammer. Bludgeoning damage is no joke. Trust me, I felt the wrath of a tiny hammer falling a few feet.

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Posted by on October 21, 2013 in From the Desk of the Author

 

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12 responses to “Bludgeoning Damage 1d6

  1. Paul Davis

    October 21, 2013 at 11:20 pm

    That’s like straight out of a cartoon, man. That’s…nasty. Heal up quickly. You’ve too many awesome things to get that hammered! Haha…get it?

     
    • Len

      October 22, 2013 at 11:07 pm

      Haha! Thanks for the laugh

       
  2. disperser

    October 21, 2013 at 11:28 pm

    . . . get ready for the black eye . . .

     
    • Len

      October 22, 2013 at 11:08 pm

      Lucky me!

       
  3. debyfredericks

    October 22, 2013 at 9:42 am

    Yep, gravity works! 🙂 Seriously, people forget stuff like this. A story I critiqued once, some kids blew up a forge — and nobody was burned, let alone hit by flying bricks. In stories, people regularly stand in the snow without jackets and don’t feel cold. Sometimes we have to remind ourselves how many things in life just really hurt!

     
    • Len

      October 22, 2013 at 11:09 pm

      Yeah, a twisted ankle could spell the end for our heroes! (Luckily they have strong ankles and supreme luck)

       
  4. C. Jeffrey

    October 22, 2013 at 10:45 am

    I had a full bottle of body wash slip off the shelf in the shower and land on my foot the other day, but this…aaaahh *cringe*, this is 100x worse! Heal up, my friend!

     
    • Len

      October 22, 2013 at 11:10 pm

      Yeah I dropped full coke can on the top of my foot one day and wept openly.

       
  5. disperser

    October 22, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    As Sheldon said . . . “Gravity; thou art a heartless bitch!”

     
    • Len

      October 22, 2013 at 11:11 pm

      It’s so true!

       
  6. Role Play Craft

    October 25, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    On the bright side, you could go as a newborn unicorn for Halloween.

     
    • Len

      October 25, 2013 at 9:56 pm

      Haha. Yeah, and it would save me money on a costume.

       

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